Hob-brits 2007 (It's that time of year again!)
The 'Why?' Award
Orson. Why did they win? Why were they even nominated? So many questions...
Biggest Loser
Poor Lily Allen. Her father spent more time on the stage than she did
Most Nervous Person
Ricky Wilson, presenting 'Best International Female'. Must have Nelly Potato-phobia
Most Humourous Speech
I don't even like the Arctic Monkeys, but their outfits were stupendous
The 'Well, We All Hoped They Would Win But Deep Down Knew They Wouldn't' Award
Guillemots up for 'Best Live Act'. Yes, Muse are fantastic, yes, I adore them, yes, I did once see Matt Bellamy on a boat, but Guillemots are so nice and new and shiny and brilliant I really wanted them to win.
The 'I Like You More Than I Did The First Time Around!' Award
Take That. I bet you're kicking yourself now, Robbie
The 'Where Did That Accent Come From?' Award
Joss Stone, Devon's favourite American
The 'Molyan, Stop Yelling At The Telly' Award
When Justin Timberlake won 'Best International Male'. And Beck, and DYLAN, didn't
Best British Female
Me. Obviously. Hey, two years running