Hob-brits 2006 (See what I did there? Eh? Eh?)
Worst Acceptance Speech
Jack Johnson. At least it was short
Person Who Had The Least Idea Who Anyone Was
Paris Hilton. Who's new album is inspired by 'music. And fun'. Jolly good
Person Who Probably Didn't Know Where They Were By The End Of The Evening
Ricky Wilson. No doubt about that
People Who Should Have Won At Least One Award
Arcade Fire. They're very good, and they're French-Canadians
Most Confusing Win
Green Day getting best International Album when it was released in 2004 and was up for that award last year. Oh well, it's still a good album
Creepiest Speech
James Blunt when he won best pop act. Absolutely terrifying
The 'Crawl Back Into The Cave You Came From' Award
Chris Evans. Please go away
Best Performance of 'Purple Rain'
Prince. Although KT Tunstall came close
Best Performance When Receiving An Award
Kaiser Chiefs, Best British Group, as Ricky Wilson is an absolute LEGEND, closly followed by the stage invasion when they received Best Rock Act
The 'Molyan, Stop Yelling At The Telly' Award
When James Blunt won best British Male against Ian Brown. That was wrong
The 'Aw, Let's Just Give Them All The Awards' Award
Kaiser Chiefs. Because they are fantastic. And they sent me an email to thank me for voting for them.
Best British Female
Me. Obviously
posted by Molyan @ 5:21 PM
5 Comments:
Oooo! Chris Evans made me cringe. Did ANYBODY actually even smirk at the pathetic jokes he kept putting in at nearly ever chance he got?
Just who keeps voting for James Blunt? there is something horribly wrong with our education system.
Apparently they were going to censor one of the jokes he made about Boy George's drug problem, but they didn't. But he was appalling.
As for Captain Blunt... an awful lot of people have bought his record. Emphasis on the awful.
Why should being French Canadian qualify them for an award?
maybe I ought to add chris evans to my hitlist...
I just think it's cool that France and Canada are actually the same country. Two separate places? Bah! That's just one of those rumours started by the Government.
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