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Friday, February 17, 2006

Hob-brits 2006 (See what I did there? Eh? Eh?)

Worst Acceptance Speech

Jack Johnson. At least it was short

Person Who Had The Least Idea Who Anyone Was

Paris Hilton. Who's new album is inspired by 'music. And fun'. Jolly good

Person Who Probably Didn't Know Where They Were By The End Of The Evening

Ricky Wilson. No doubt about that

People Who Should Have Won At Least One Award

Arcade Fire. They're very good, and they're French-Canadians

Most Confusing Win

Green Day getting best International Album when it was released in 2004 and was up for that award last year. Oh well, it's still a good album

Creepiest Speech

James Blunt when he won best pop act. Absolutely terrifying

The 'Crawl Back Into The Cave You Came From' Award

Chris Evans. Please go away

Best Performance of 'Purple Rain'

Prince. Although KT Tunstall came close

Best Performance When Receiving An Award

Kaiser Chiefs, Best British Group, as Ricky Wilson is an absolute LEGEND, closly followed by the stage invasion when they received Best Rock Act

The 'Molyan, Stop Yelling At The Telly' Award

When James Blunt won best British Male against Ian Brown. That was wrong

The 'Aw, Let's Just Give Them All The Awards' Award

Kaiser Chiefs. Because they are fantastic. And they sent me an email to thank me for voting for them.

Best British Female

Me. Obviously

5 Comments:

At 8:02 PM, Blogger Menaceman said...

Oooo! Chris Evans made me cringe. Did ANYBODY actually even smirk at the pathetic jokes he kept putting in at nearly ever chance he got?

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger Fat Tony said...

Just who keeps voting for James Blunt? there is something horribly wrong with our education system.

 
At 7:48 AM, Blogger Molyan said...

Apparently they were going to censor one of the jokes he made about Boy George's drug problem, but they didn't. But he was appalling.

As for Captain Blunt... an awful lot of people have bought his record. Emphasis on the awful.

 
At 7:56 PM, Blogger Fat Tony said...

Why should being French Canadian qualify them for an award?
maybe I ought to add chris evans to my hitlist...

 
At 3:58 PM, Blogger Molyan said...

I just think it's cool that France and Canada are actually the same country. Two separate places? Bah! That's just one of those rumours started by the Government.

 

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